I'm a freelance writer and film graduate based in Reading, England, with a love of the weird, the trashy, and occasionally the classics. I spend a worrying amount of time thinking about comedy, movies, and whether or not Freddy Got Fingered will ever get a Criterion release.
A 500 year old Scottish swordsman, currently residing in New York City, must confront the last of his immortal opponents, a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled "Prize".
A widower has his film producer friend organize a fake audition as a means of helping him find a new girlfriend, but the woman he selects is not who she appears to be.
